Meet Jack!

Meet Jack!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

How to bake a cake!

Hello, and welcome to another episode of...
COOKING WITH JACK!
 Today, Jack will tech us how to bake a cake. Jack?
 First, you take one of these liquids over here, the green one. I think.
 Then pour it into the bowl, if you have one.
 Then, select one of these bags over here, I think one is a flower.
 Then pour the flowers into the mixing bowl.
Then put your cake in the oven and wait for an uncertain amount of time.
 Pull it out and you're done!
Now Jack will show you how to make... Uh, Jack?
It looks like Jack is a little busy at the moment. See you next time on Jack the Snow Leopard!

Saturday, April 12, 2014

The First Adventure of Jack!

One day, at his house, Jack noticed something out of the ordinary...
There were sandwiches in his house! Everyone knows sandwiches are the natural enemy of snow leopards!
"You can't get me, sandwiches!" Jack told the sandwiches. Then, he lunged at them for the attack!
THE SHOWDOWN BEGINS!!!
First, he tried stomping on them, but soon discovered this only made them flat.
Then, he tried to suffocate them with his tail. His efforts were fruitless.
When he was trying to punch them, his brother, Max showed up.
"Just eat them, Jack."
         "Shh! Can't you see I'm trying to kill this sandwich?"
Then Jack noticed something vital to his defeat.
"There are MORE?" He shouted. Then, as the tasty side dish as the victor, he had a snack. Which happened to be a ham-and-cheese melt.
 
 THE END